XVII. Old MacDonald had his Farm, E-I-E-I-OHHHHHHH!

(Bestiality - 34 Questions)

Have you:

  1. flirted with animals?
  2. interpreted an animals actions as flirting (with you)?
  3. masturbated onto an animal?
  4. masturbated with (using the aid of) an animal?
  5. masturbated with an animal because you thought the animal enjoyed it?
  6. performed oral sex on an animal?
  7. received oral sex from an animal?
  8. attempted to receive oral sex from an animal, but failed (Oooh, that's gonna need stitches)?
  9. used in sexual activities a lab animal (mouse, gerbil, etc.)?
  10. used in sexual activities a domestic animal (dog, cat, etc.)?
  11. used in sexual activities a farm animal (cow, sheep, chicken, etc.)?
  12. used in sexual activities a wild animal (tiger, lion, buffalo, etc.)?
  13. used in sexual activities a flock of canaries?
  14. fucked a live animal?
  15. fucked a live animal more than once?
  16. fucked more than one kind of animal?
  17. been fucked by an animal?
  18. been fucked by the same animal on a regular basis (some might say you were dating)?
  19. been fucked by more than one animal at a time?
  20. been fucked by more than one species at a time?
  21. used the horn of a unicorn as a dildo?
  22. performed sexual activity with any mythical creature?
  23. inserted [generally somewhat small] animals (gerbils, etc.) into a female's (including your own) naughty bits?
  24. inserted [usually small] animals into your or somebody else's rectum?
  25. had an animal die during any of the above activities?
  26. fucked a dead animal?
  27. fucked a dinner animal (stuff that turkey, Clyde!)?
  28. been fucked by a dead animal?
  29. tied up an animal and performed sexual acts on it?
  30. fed a live animal to a pet?
  31. been to a dog or cock fight?
  32. tortured an animal for your own pleasure?
  33. mutilated any animal for your own pleasure?
  34. eaten the animal after you performed any of the above activities?


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