XII. Green Eggs and Ham

*note: these are NOT questions you're supposed to answer:

"Have you done it on a plane?
Have you done it on a train?
Have you done it in your bed?
Have you done it on your head?
Have you, have you,
had green eggs and ham?"
(with apologies to Dr. Seuss)

Have you:

in a bed (how mundane), had oral sex?

in a bed, fucked?

with others in the same room, had oral sex?

with others in the same room, fucked?

with others in the same room, had oral sex without them knowing?

with others in the same room, fucked without them knowing?

with others in the same room, had oral sex with their full knowledge?

with others in the same room, fucked with their full knowledge?

while parents were sleeping, had oral sex?

while parents were sleeping, fucked?

while parents were sleeping in the same room, had oral sex?

while parents were sleeping in the same room, fucked?

while parents were awake, had oral sex?

while parents were awake, fucked?

while parents were awake in the same room, had oral sex?

while parents were awake in the same room, fucked?

with parents watching you (and giving pointers), had oral sex?

with parents watching you, fucked?

while hot tubbing, had oral sex?

while hot tubbing, fucked?

while hot tubbing with other people, had oral sex without them knowing?

while hot tubbing with other people, fucked with out them knowing?

in a sauna or steam bath, had oral sex?

in a sauna or steam bath, fucked?

in a chair, couch, recliner, etc., had oral sex?

in a chair, couch, recliner, etc., fucked?

on a sleeper sofa (in either couch or bed mode), had oral sex?

on a sleeper sofa, fucked?

in a place of religion, had oral sex?

in a place of religion, fucked?

in a place of the dead (morgue, cemetery, etc.), had oral sex?

in a place of the dead, fucked?

in a contraption of the dead (coffin, urn, etc.), had oral sex?

in a contraption of the dead, fucked?

during a movie (in a theater), had oral sex?

during a movie, fucked?

in a sports area (stadium, court, track, or ballfield), had oral sex?

in a sports area, fucked?

in a sports area (stadium, court, track, or ballfield) with a game (or whatever) going on, had oral sex?

in a sports area with a game going on, fucked?

in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT (a car, small pickup, minivan, etc.), had oral sex?

in a stationary vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked?

in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 but less than 10,000 pounds GWT(a van, pickup), had oral sex?

in a stationary vehicle of more than 3000 but less than 10,000 pounds GWT, fucked?

in a stationary vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT(a semi, RV, tank, etc.), had oral sex?

in a stationary vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, fucked?

in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?

in a moving vehicle of less than 3000 pounds GWT, fucked?

in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 but less than 10,000 pounds pounds GWT, had oral sex?

in a moving vehicle of more than 3000 but less than 10,000 pounds pounds GWT, fucked?

in a moving vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, had oral sex?

in a moving vehicle of more than 10,000 pounds GWT, fucked?

with the operator of a moving vehicle, had oral sex?

with the operator of a moving vehicle, fucked?

as the operator of a moving vehicle, had oral sex?

as the operator of a moving vehicle, fucked?

on a train, had oral sex?

on a train, fucked?

on a roller coaster, had oral sex?

on a roller coaster, fucked?

in a wheelbarrow, had oral sex?

in a wheelbarrow, fucked?

while parachuting, had oral sex?

while parachuting, fucked?

on a boat (motorboat, sailboat, rowboat, kayak, inflatable-thingy), had oral sex?

on a boat, fucked?

on a ship (battleship, aircraft carrier, etc.), had oral sex?

on a ship, fucked?

in an aircraft (airplane, blimp, zeppelin, hovercraft, hot-air balloon, UFO, etc.) in flight, had oral sex?

in an aircraft in flight, fucked?

on public transportation (bus, subway, tram or trolley), had oral sex?

on public transportation, fucked?

on a school bus, had oral sex?

on a school bus, fucked?

on a "short bus", had oral sex?

on a "short bus", fucked?

on horseback, had oral sex?

on horseback, fucked?

on a bicycle in motion, had oral sex?

on a bicycle in motion, fucked?

in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet, or other small, non-moving enclosure, had oral sex?

in a telephone booth, voting booth, hall closet, or other small, non-moving enclosure, fucked?

in an elevator, on an escalator or other people mover, had oral sex?

in an elevator, on an escalator or other people mover, fucked?

on the roof of a building, had oral sex?

on the roof of a building, fucked?

on the roof of a building where others might see you, had oral sex?

on the roof of a building where others might see you, fucked?

where the immediately surrounding temperature was below freezing, had oral sex (ie, you actually have to be out in it...being inside when it's cold outside doesn't cut it)?

where the immediately surrounding temperature was below freezing, fucked (again, you must be in the cold)?

in the snow, had oral sex?

in the snow, fucked (now that's fucking cold)?

out of doors, had oral sex?

out of doors, fucked?

in a gazebo, had oral sex?

in a gazebo, fucked?

in a tree, had oral sex?

in a tree, fucked?

fucked a tree?

in a semi public location where there was a possibility of discovery, had oral sex?

in a semi public location where there was a possibility of discovery, fucked?

because there was a possibility of discovery, had oral sex in a semi public locale?

because there was a possibility of discovery, fucked in a semi public locale?

at a public event (such as a rock concert, rally, or riot), had oral sex?

at a public event, fucked?

in a library, had oral sex?

in a library, fucked?

in a free flowing body of water (river, lake, ocean), had oral sex?

in a free flowing body of water, fucked?

on a beach, had oral sex?

on a beach, fucked?

in a classroom, had oral sex?

in a classroom, fucked?

in a hallway, had oral sex?

in a hallway, fucked?

in a living room, family room, or the like, had oral sex?

in a living room, family room, or the like, fucked?

in a kitchen, had oral sex?

in a kitchen, fucked?

in any other household room other than those mentioned, had oral sex?

in any other household room other than those mentioned, fucked?

on a household appliance, had oral sex?

on a household appliance, fucked?

on a table or countertop, had oral sex?

on a table or countertop, fucked?

on a pinball machine, had oral sex?

on a pinball machine, fucked?

on a jukebox, had oral sex?

on a jukebox, fucked?

on a pool table, had oral sex?

on a pool table, fucked?

on a piano, had oral sex?

on a piano, fucked?

on an electric organ (the piano-esque type), had oral sex?

on an electric organ, fucked?

on, in, or against a pipe organ, had oral sex?

on, in, or against a pipe organ, fucked?

on a big pile of pillows, had oral sex?

on a big pile of pillows, fucked?

on any other rec-room-type object, had oral sex?

on any other rec-room-type object, fucked?

on or in a national monument, had oral sex?

on or in a national monument, fucked?

showered with a member of the opposite sex in a 'non-coed' facility (locker room, dorm shower, whatever)?

while showering in a 'non-coed' facility, had oral sex?

while showering in a 'non-coed' facility, fucked?

on a trampoline, had oral sex?

on a trampoline, fucked?

in a pool, had oral sex?

in a pool, fucked?

on a barstool, had oral sex?

on a barstool, fucked?

in a mall, had oral sex?

in a mall, fucked?

in a department store (in the changing room counts), had oral sex?

in a department store, fucked?

in a barn, had oral sex?

in a barn, fucked?

in hay or straw, had oral sex?

in hay or straw, fucked?

on some heavenly body other than the Earth (moon, Jupiter, Mercury, the sun, another star, etc.), had oral sex?

on some heavenly body other than the Earth, fucked?

in a moving vehicle being driven by your parents, had oral sex?

in a moving vehicle being driven by your parents, fucked?

in a moving vehicle being driven by your partner's parents, had oral sex?

in a moving vehicle being driven by your partner's parents, fucked?

on a computer, had oral sex?

on a computer, fucked?

on a futon, had oral sex?

on a futon, fucked?

on a papusan (those bowl-chair-things), had oral sex?

on a papusan, fucked?

on a balcony, had oral sex?

on a balcony, fucked?

on the roof of a vehicle, had oral sex?

on the roof of a vehicle, fucked?

on a merry-go-round (store or ride), had oral sex?

on a merry-go-round, fucked?

on a carousel, had oral sex?

on a carousel, fucked?

in a sewer or storm drain, had oral sex?

in a sewer or storm drain, fucked?

in the street, had oral sex?

in the street, fucked?

in the street with traffic, had oral sex?

in the street with traffic, fucked?

in a box, had oral sex?

in a box, fucked?

on a windowsill, had oral sex?

on a windowsill, fucked?

on a shelf, had oral sex?

on a shelf, fucked?

in an attic, had oral sex?

in an attic, fucked?

on a jungle-gym, had oral sex?

on a jungle-gym, fucked?

on a slide, had oral sex?

on a slide, fucked?

on a water slide (not just a wet slide), had oral sex?

on a water slide, fucked?

on a picnic table, had oral sex?

on a picnic table, fucked?

on a golf course, had oral sex?

on a golf course, fucked?

in a cage, had oral sex?

in a cage, fucked?

in a lighthouse, had oral sex?

in a lighthouse, fucked?

on a work table, had oral sex?

on a work table, fucked?

on a tablesaw (need not be turned on at the time), had oral sex?

on a tablesaw, fucked?

on a stage, had oral sex?

on a stage, fucked?

on a stage, in front of an audience, had oral sex (can be part of a play, but you must have ACTUALLY done it)?

on a stage, in front of an audience, fucked (again, must actually have done it)?

on a skateboard, had oral sex?

on a skateboard, fucked?

while doing a handstand (or headstand), had oral sex?

while doing a handstand, fucked?

while at least one of you was Velcro-ed to a wall, had oral sex?

while at least one of you was Velcro-ed to a wall, fucked?


[you must start at the beginning to be scored]


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